I just constructed this charming Season's Greetings message from a random mix of words google has blacklisted (meaning: Google will not try to fill in potential responses as you type these words into Google search and it will yield zero results). I tried a few times until I got the least offensive version of the card. Make your own at googleblackchristmas.com/. Bastinado, in case you wondered, is "a form of corporal punishment whereby the soles of the feet are beaten with an object such as a cane or rod, a club, a piece of wood, a stout leather bullwhip, or a flexible bat of heavy rubber." Thank you, wikipedia!
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