During last weekend's blogbecue, blogger Bart Van Loon was challenged by stand-up comedian Seppe Toremans to talk about the most kinky experience he ever had. Bart was only able to mumble something about "Four people. And only one bit of rope" before the comedian took away the microphone. Leaving us baffled and confused. What on earth happened there? Bart only added that the "kinky" adventure involved one girl and three men (including him) and then went silent.
It kept me up at night. And over the last few days I came up with 3 possible scenarios.
- It all started with the girl confessing "My secret fantasy is to be the center piece in a bukkake session." But why the rope? Bukkake is humiliating enough as it is. Plus the circle jerk part would make most straight men a bit uncomfortable for being "a bit gay".
- It all started with the girl claiming to be some sort of a female Houdini. But everybody being a bit drunk at the time, and the girl being a beautiful sporty Brazilian girl, she would want to be naked and slightly oiled, "because that would make escaping easier". If you Google Image shibari (verb) or kinbaku (noun) you'll understand that to the three male onlookers, the result was quite arousing. Although this theory sounds plausible, it's literally too good to be true. Japanese bondage is a noble art, but not many people are skilled at it. Don't forget this was originally a torture technique, so it's harder to do than you think. Still, bonus points for "interesting use of rope".
- Which leaves the Swedish theory. If you ever met young Swedish, you know that they tend to be very open about their sex life. Which makes it very plausible that one of the guys, probably Swedish, talks about this passage rite I once read about. It involves some spice (I think cinnamon?) and a young guy getting a lap dance by a professional while his peers are standing by and take pictures. I've been googling like crazy but can't find the word for it. Anyways... the Swedish guy talks about this gem of Swedish youth culture and claims he is able to withstand the charms of any lap dancer. At which point the hot Brazilian girl picks up a rope and says "We'll see about that!"